㈠ 关于食物的小故事(英语字)
一天,国王乔治三世到乡下去打猎,中午时他到一家小饭店去吃饭.国王并不饿,所以只吃了两个煮鸡蛋.待他吃完,店主拿来了账单.看了账单,国王感到很吃惊:“两个鸡蛋竟要两英镑,鸡蛋在这儿一定很稀有吧?” “不,陛下,”店主说,“鸡蛋并不稀有,国王才稀有,价格要和您的身份相称.”此语妙不可言,乔治三世无话可说,只好照单付了账.善于利用机遇,便可收入更多的财富.
One day,King George III to the countryside hunting,noon hewent to a small restaurant to eat.The king is not hungry,soeat only two Boiled Egg.When he finished,the ownerbrought the bill.Look at the bill,the king was surprised:"twoegg to have two pounds,egg here must be very rare?" "No,your majesty," said the shopkeeper,"eggs are not rare,the king was rare,the price to and your status." This wonderful,George III have nothing to say,but according to a single bill.Make good use of the opportunity,will be more income andwealth.
㈡ 小学生六年级三分钟的简单易懂通俗的英语小故事,一定要简单,跪求啊!!!
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentece with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes,I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the "egg"?
Sutdent:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你可以单词'鸡蛋'造一个句子吗?
学生:可以,我昨天吃了一块蛋糕.
老师:"鸡蛋"在哪里呢?
学生:鸡蛋在蛋糕里,老师.
㈢ 短小幽默的英语小故事
短小幽默的英语小故事
1.Lady First 女士优先
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and
the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all
right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be
mentioned first."
女士优先
一位老师问班上的学生:”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗?” 大多数学生回答说:“对,一点不错。”
只有一个小男孩说:“不对,应该先说女士。”
2.Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?
学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?
学生:在蛋糕里,先生。
㈣ 一个较短的英文小故事,紧急! 星期一要用!
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?学生:可以.我昨天吃了一块蛋糕.老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?学生:在蛋糕里,先生
㈤ 英语小故事 求翻译
曾经有一个法国男人去英格兰旅游。这个男人会讲马马虎虎的英语。有一天他去了一个小村庄在那里玩的很开心。到了午餐时间,他去了一个小餐厅。他想要点一些鸡蛋但是不知道“鸡蛋”的英语单词该怎么说;突然他看到一只公鸡在窗外。
“它的名字叫什么?”法国男人问服务员,并指着那只公鸡。
“那是只公鸡”服务员回答道。
“那那只公鸡的老婆叫什么名字?”法国男人又问道
“它叫母鸡。”
“那它们的孩子呢?”法国男人又问了。
“它们叫做小鸡。”服务员告诉他。
“那小鸡们出生之前又叫什么呢?”
“它们被称为鸡蛋。”服务员回应道。
“终于……”法国男人呼道,“那么现在请给我上两个鸡蛋和一条鱼吧。”
呵,绕了一大圈的幽默
㈥ 求英文小故事,给一年级小学生用的,并且有中文的。
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?
学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?
学生:在蛋糕里,先生
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
汤姆是个小孩, 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了,然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她,“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友?" "没有, 我里面没朋友, 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
㈦ 英语短篇(小故事)
The country Maid and Her Milk Can
村姑和牛奶罐
A country maid was walking along with a can of milk upon her head,when she fell into the following train of reflections."The money for which I shall sell this milk will enable me to increase my stock of eggs to three hundred,These eggs,allowing for what may prove addle,and what may be destroyed by vermin,will proce at least two hundred and fifty chickens.The chickens will be fit to carry to market just at the time when poultry is always dear;so that by the new year I cannot fail of having money enough to purchase a new gown.Green-let me consider-yes,green becomes my complexion best .and green it shall be, In this dress I will go to the fair,where all young fellows will strive to have me for a parter;but no-I shall refuse every one of them,and with a disdainful toss turn from them."
Transported with this idea,she could not forbear acting with her head the thought that passed in her mind,when down came the can of milk!And all her imaginary happiness vanished in a moment.
一个村姑头上顶着一罐牛奶在路上行走。走着走着,她的脑子里浮现出一连串的幻想:“我卖了这罐牛奶后,用这笔钱买鸡蛋,这样我有的鸡蛋可以增加到300个。用这300个鸡蛋孵小鸡,这就算有坏的、生虫的,至少也能孵出250只小鸡。等小鸡长大后,正好能赶上卖个好市价;那么到了新年,我就能有钱买一件新晚装。买一件绿色的——让我好好想想——对,绿色与我的肤色最相衬。我穿上这件衣服去赶集,所有的年轻小伙子都会抢着邀请我做舞伴;但是不行——我要轻蔑地把头一扬,转身过去不理他们,让他们人人都碰个钉子。
她想得得意忘形,情不自禁地把头一扬,刹那间,牛奶罐跌了下来!她幻想的一切幸福间破灭了。
㈧ 英语幽默小故事50字左右(带翻译)
Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?
为什么大象不玩电脑?
A: He’s afraid of the mouse!
他害怕老鼠!
鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。
mouse [maʊs]n. 鼠标;老鼠;胆小羞怯的人
2.A much worried patiant walked into the doctor's office and asked for help。
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday."
"Oh, don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days." The doctor said.
一位很焦急的病人走到医生办公室寻求帮助。
“医生,我不知道该怎么办。昨天我不小心喝下了一瓶汽油。”
“哦,不用担心。你一定要牢记未来几天不要吸烟就行了。”医生说。
3.A man was hit by a cab in the street.
He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.
他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."
医生说:"我怕他已经死了."
听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."
妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
4.A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
And God says: "A penny".
Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"
And God says: "a second",
Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?"
And God says "In a second".
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.
他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"
上帝回答:"一便士."
男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"
上帝说:"一秒钟."
最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"
上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
5.Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。
6.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
㈨ 自编的简短英语小故事
Where is the egg
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?
学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?
学生:在蛋糕里,先生
追问:
可不可以长一些
回答:
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets How many friends do you meet” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
After Keating had learnt the fine art training course concted by the Children's Palace for two years,he draw a portrait by the fauvism for his father as his birthday gift.Looking at hisown"portrait painting" , his father felt a pang of pain, saying:"You'd better add the to it and convert it into a gorilla."
汤姆是个小孩, 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了,然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她,“你为什么要买那么多票啊 你见到了几个朋友?" "没有, 我里面没朋友, 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"