Ⅰ 英语趣味故事（汇集4篇）
英语趣味故事（1）
很久以前，森林里有一棵唯一的香蕉树。
香蕉树上有两串香蕉。
有三个来自山村的孩子正在观察香蕉的成长。
有四只猴子也在观察香蕉的成长。
孩子们在下午六点钟看香蕉，猴子们在早上六点钟看香蕉。
很快香蕉就快能吃了，他们全部七个人都想吃香蕉。
一天傍晚孩子们跑到香蕉树旁。
八只蝴蝶正落在香蕉上。
香蕉差不多成黄颜色了。
他们全部七个人想吃香蕉。
第二天早上猴子们看到香蕉。
九粒露水在香蕉上发光。
这三个孩子和这四只猴子要把香蕉当作早餐。
猴子们看到孩子们感到非常烦乱。
孩子们和猴子们享用了他们的早餐。
他们也明白了分享比争斗更好。
英语趣味故事（2）
兽医站的技师发现寄出的宠物催单并没有作用。
德国牧羊犬布鲁诺来到兽医站接受狂犬疫苗注射。
兽医站依照州法律询问布鲁诺是否咬了人。
布鲁诺咬了送催单的邮递员。
英语趣味故事（3）
雕刻赫尔墨斯木像的卖家没有卖出。
卖家开始大声叫喊，试图招揽生意。
他认为利益来得很慢，所以选择售卖。
故事意味着，不择手段求利的人连神也不尊敬。
英语趣味故事（4）
一位老妇人和老夫人生活在一个小屋中。
老妇人做了一个姜饼人，并给他眼睛和樱桃。
他们饥饿，想要吃姜饼人。
老妇人打开烤箱，姜饼人跳出来并大喊不要吃他。
他们追着姜饼人跑。
姜饼人遇到牛、猪和小老太太。
姜饼人最终遇到一匹马。
姜饼人遇到狐狸，狐狸帮助他过河。
姜饼人在狐狸的帮助下安全过河。
Ⅱ 10个趣味英语小故事荐读
1、TWO HEARTS BEATING
Nurse: H
两颗心脏在跳动
护士：手术后你感觉怎样？
病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。
2、THE FIRST TIME
Patient: I' s frightened, this is first peratin.
Surgen: I n
Mther: H
Neighbr: ur vercat? But hw culd it ae such a nise?
Husband: I... I happened t be inside the cat.
精力旺盛的妻子
邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗？
丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。
邻居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音？
丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。
8、Friend fr Dinner
&qut;Hne,&qut; said the husband t his wife, &qut;I invited a friend he fr supper.&qut;
&qut;What? Are u craz? The huse is a ess, I haven't been shpping, all the dishes are dirt, and I dn't feel lie cing a fanc eal!&qut;
&qut;I nw all that.&qut;
&qut;Then wh did u invite a friend fr supper?&qut;
&qut;Because the pr fl's thining abut getting arried.&qut;
请朋友吃饭
“亲爱的.，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”
“什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”
“这些我全都知道。”
“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？”
“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”
9、GOOD ADVICE
The prtl sales anager was getting read t leave his dctr's ffice after a rutine exainatin. &qut;Here,&qut; said the dctr, &qut;fllw this diet, and I want t see three-furths f u bac here fr a chec-up in three nths.&qut;
忠告
臃肿的销售经理做过常规体检后，正要离开大夫的诊室。“听着，”大夫说，“遵守这个食谱，我希望3个月后再来这儿体检时能见到四分之三的你。”
10、SHE'D RATHER BU A GIFT
While n a trip, M realized that she had frgtten a present fr Dad's birthda. &qut;That's a,&qut; he said, &qut;The nl thing I want is fr u t lve, hnr and be.&qut; M pndered that idea and then replied &qut;I'd rather bu u a gift.&qut;
她宁愿买一件礼物
旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。&qut;没关系，&qut;他说，&qut;我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。&qut;妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，&qut;我宁愿给你买一件礼物。
Ⅲ 英语趣味小故事简短精选
【 #能力训练# 导语】大多数小朋友都喜欢听故事，如果是英语故事的话，不但可以在听故事的同时学习英语知识。下面是 分享的英语趣味小故事简短精选。欢迎阅读参考！
1.英语趣味小故事简短精选
Story 1 Three Good Friends
One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends.
一天，一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。
2.英语趣味小故事简短精选
One day a crow stood on a branch near his nest and felt very happy with the meat in his mouth. At that time, a fox saw the crow with the meat, so he swallowed and eagerly thought of a plan to get the meat. However, whatever the fox said to the crow, the crow just kept silent. Until the fox thought highly of the crows beautiful voice, the crow felt flattered and opened his mouth to sing. As soon as the meat fell down to the ground, the fox took the meat and went into his hole.
有一天, 一只乌鸦站在窝旁的树枝上嘴里叼着一片肉，心里非常高兴。这时候，一只狐狸看见了乌鸦，馋得直流口水，非常想得到那片肉。但是，无论狐狸说什么，乌鸦就是不理睬狐狸。最后，狐狸赞美乌鸦的嗓音美，并要求乌鸦唱几句让他欣赏欣赏。乌鸦听了狐狸赞美的话，得意极了，就唱起歌来。没想到，肉一掉下来，狐狸就叼起肉，钻回了洞。
3.英语趣味小故事简短精选
The bulging belly fox
A hungry Fox found in a hollow tree a quantity of bread and meat, which some shepherds had placed there against their return. Delighted with his find he slipped in through the narrow aperture and greedily devoured it all. But when he tried to get out again he found himself so swollen after his big meal that he could not squeeze through the hole, and fell to whining and groaning over his misfortune. Another Fox, happening to pass that way, came and asked him what the matter was; and, on learning the state of the case, said, “Well, my friend, I see nothing for it but for you to stay where you are till you shrink to your former size; you’ll get out then easily enough.”
胀肚的狐狸
饥饿的狐狸在一棵中空的树干中发现了一些牧羊人存留的面包和肉。高兴之余，他立即通过那狭窄的缝隙挤进去，贪婪的大吃起来。然而，当他吃饱之后，却发现自己的肚子胀鼓鼓的，即便费了九牛二虎之力，却怎么也钻不出那个洞来，便在树洞里唉声叹气。另一只狐狸恰巧经过那里，听到他的呻 吟，便过去问他原因。听明白缘由后，那只狐狸便说道：“我的朋友，你就老老实实待在里边吧，等到恢复了钻进去之前的身材，你就能轻松地出来了。”
4.英语趣味小故事简短精选
Complete nirvana painting a tiger
Five dynasties painting tiger famous through the company since the childhood like painting, especially like painting a tiger, but not having seen the tiger really, always painted sick cats, the tiger so he decided to enter the mountains, visit the tiger, really experienced untold hardships, with the help of Orion's uncle, finally met the tiger really, through a lot of sketch , the painting techniques by leaps and bounds, tiger's tiger lifelike, a few can be spurious. Since then, and spent most of his time visited many famous mountains and great rivers, see more birds beast, finally become a generation of masters.
五代画虎名家历归真从小喜欢画画，尤其喜欢画虎，但是由于没有见过真的老虎，总把老虎画成病猫，于是他决心进入深山老林，探访真的老虎，经历了千辛万苦，在猎户伯伯的帮助下，终于见到了真的老虎，通过大量的写生临摹，其的画虎技法突飞猛进，笔下的老虎栩栩如生，几可乱真。从此以后，他又用大半生的时间游历了许多名山大川，见识了更多的飞禽猛兽，终于成为一代绘画大师。
5.英语趣味小故事简短精选
A mouse once took a bite out of a bull's tail as he lay dozing。 The bull jumped up in a rage and， with his head low to the ground， chased the mouse right across the yard。 The mouse was too quick for him， however， and slipped easily into a hole in the wall。
The bull charged the wall furiously again and again， but although he bruised his head and chipped his horns， the mouse stayed safely inside his hole。 After a time the bull gave up and sank down to rest again。
As soon as the bull was asleep， the little mouse crept to the mouth of the hole， pattered across the yard， bit the bull again -- this time on the nose -- and rushed back to safety。 As the bull roared helplessly the mouse squeaked:
"It's not always the big people who e off best。 Sometimes the small ones win， you know。"
老鼠和公牛
有一次，公牛躺着打盹，一只老鼠咬了他的尾巴。公牛怒气冲冲地跳起来，低着头追老鼠，一向追过院子。然而，老鼠跑得比他快多了，从容地钻到墙洞里去了。
公牛一次又一次地猛撞墙壁，尽管头撞肿了，角撞裂了，老鼠却安然待在洞里。过了一会儿，公牛不撞了，倒下歇着。
公牛刚睡着，小老鼠就爬到洞口，嗒嗒地跑过院子，又咬了公牛一口，这回咬了鼻子，又跑回安全的地方去。当公牛毫无办法地吼叫时，老鼠吱吱叫道：
"大人物并不总占上风。有时小人物也会取胜。"