英語小故事雞蛋在哪裡

㈠ 關於食物的小故事（英語字）

一天,國王喬治三世到鄉下去打獵,中午時他到一家小飯店去吃飯.國王並不餓,所以只吃了兩個煮雞蛋.待他吃完,店主拿來了賬單.看了賬單,國王感到很吃驚：「兩個雞蛋竟要兩英鎊,雞蛋在這兒一定很稀有吧?」 「不,陛下,」店主說,「雞蛋並不稀有,國王才稀有,價格要和您的身份相稱.」此語妙不可言,喬治三世無話可說,只好照單付了賬.善於利用機遇,便可收入更多的財富.
One day,King George III to the countryside hunting,noon hewent to a small restaurant to eat.The king is not hungry,soeat only two Boiled Egg.When he finished,the ownerbrought the bill.Look at the bill,the king was surprised:"twoegg to have two pounds,egg here must be very rare?" "No,your majesty," said the shopkeeper,"eggs are not rare,the king was rare,the price to and your status." This wonderful,George III have nothing to say,but according to a single bill.Make good use of the opportunity,will be more income andwealth.

㈡ 小學生六年級三分鍾的簡單易懂通俗的英語小故事，一定要簡單，跪求啊！！！

Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentece with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes,I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the "egg"?
Sutdent:In the cake,Sir.

雞蛋在哪裡?
老師:你可以單詞'雞蛋'造一個句子嗎?
學生:可以,我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕.
老師:"雞蛋"在哪裡呢?
學生:雞蛋在蛋糕里,老師.

㈢ 短小幽默的英語小故事

短小幽默的英語小故事
1.Lady First 女士優先
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and
the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all
right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be
mentioned first."
女士優先
一位老師問班上的學生：」公牛和母牛在田裡「這個句子對嗎？」 大多數學生回答說：「對，一點不錯。」
只有一個小男孩說：「不對，應該先說女士。」
2.Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the 「egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪裡？
老師：你能用「雞蛋」一詞造句嗎？
學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：「雞蛋」在哪？
學生：在蛋糕里，先生。

㈣ 一個較短的英文小故事,緊急! 星期一要用！

Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the 「egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.雞蛋在哪裡?
老師：你能用「雞蛋」一詞造句嗎?學生：可以.我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕.老師：「雞蛋」在哪?學生：在蛋糕里,先生

㈤ 英語小故事 求翻譯

曾經有一個法國男人去英格蘭旅遊。這個男人會講馬馬虎虎的英語。有一天他去了一個小村莊在那裡玩的很開心。到了午餐時間，他去了一個小餐廳。他想要點一些雞蛋但是不知道「雞蛋」的英語單詞該怎麼說；突然他看到一隻公雞在窗外。

「它的名字叫什麼？」法國男人問服務員，並指著那隻公雞。

「那是只公雞」服務員回答道。

「那那隻公雞的老婆叫什麼名字？」法國男人又問道

「它叫母雞。」

「那它們的孩子呢？」法國男人又問了。

「它們叫做小雞。」服務員告訴他。

「那小雞們出生之前又叫什麼呢？」

「它們被稱為雞蛋。」服務員回應道。

「終於……」法國男人呼道，「那麼現在請給我上兩個雞蛋和一條魚吧。」

呵，繞了一大圈的幽默

㈥ 求英文小故事，給一年級小學生用的，並且有中文的。

Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the 「egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪裡？
老師：你能用「雞蛋」一詞造句嗎？
學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：「雞蛋」在哪？
學生：在蛋糕里，先生

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,「Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?」 「No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.」
湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。 當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鍾他就出來了，然後買了第二張票又進去了。 幾分鍾後他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鍾後他又出來買票。 一個女的問她，「你為什麼要買那麼多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友？" "沒有， 我裡面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"

㈦ 英語短篇(小故事)

The country Maid and Her Milk Can
村姑和牛奶罐

A country maid was walking along with a can of milk upon her head,when she fell into the following train of reflections."The money for which I shall sell this milk will enable me to increase my stock of eggs to three hundred,These eggs,allowing for what may prove addle,and what may be destroyed by vermin,will proce at least two hundred and fifty chickens.The chickens will be fit to carry to market just at the time when poultry is always dear;so that by the new year I cannot fail of having money enough to purchase a new gown.Green-let me consider-yes,green becomes my complexion best .and green it shall be, In this dress I will go to the fair,where all young fellows will strive to have me for a parter;but no-I shall refuse every one of them,and with a disdainful toss turn from them."

Transported with this idea,she could not forbear acting with her head the thought that passed in her mind,when down came the can of milk!And all her imaginary happiness vanished in a moment.

一個村姑頭上頂著一罐牛奶在路上行走。走著走著，她的腦子里浮現出一連串的幻想：「我賣了這罐牛奶後，用這筆錢買雞蛋，這樣我有的雞蛋可以增加到300個。用這300個雞蛋孵小雞，這就算有壞的、生蟲的，至少也能孵出250隻小雞。等小雞長大後，正好能趕上賣個好市價；那麼到了新年，我就能有錢買一件新晚裝。買一件綠色的——讓我好好想想——對，綠色與我的膚色最相襯。我穿上這件衣服去趕集，所有的年輕小夥子都會搶著邀請我做舞伴；但是不行——我要輕蔑地把頭一揚，轉身過去不理他們，讓他們人人都碰個釘子。
她想得得意忘形，情不自禁地把頭一揚，剎那間，牛奶罐跌了下來！她幻想的一切幸福間破滅了。

㈧ 英語幽默小故事50字左右（帶翻譯）

1. Q: Why won』t the elephant use the computer?

為什麼大象不玩電腦？

A: He』s afraid of the mouse!

他害怕老鼠！

滑鼠和老鼠的英文皆為mouse。

mouse [maʊs]n. 滑鼠；老鼠；膽小羞怯的人

2.A much worried patiant walked into the doctor's office and asked for help。

"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday."

"Oh, don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days." The doctor said.

一位很焦急的病人走到醫生辦公室尋求幫助。

「醫生，我不知道該怎麼辦。昨天我不小心喝下了一瓶汽油。」

「哦，不用擔心。你一定要牢記未來幾天不要吸煙就行了。」醫生說。

3.A man was hit by a cab in the street.

He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

"Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院.

他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."

醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."

聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."

妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多."

4.A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

And God says: "A penny".

Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"

And God says: "a second",

Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?"

And God says "In a second".

一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.

他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"

上帝回答:"一便士."

男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"

上帝說:"一秒鍾."

最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"

上帝回答:"過一秒鍾."

5.Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？

約翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了傷。

湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？

約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

6.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，「發生了什麼事？」

「一個男孩咬了我一口，」伊凡說。

「再見到他你能認出來嗎？」媽媽問。

「他走到哪裡我都能認出他，」伊凡說。「他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。」

㈨ 自編的簡短英語小故事

Where is the egg
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the 「egg"
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪裡？
老師：你能用「雞蛋」一詞造句嗎？
學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：「雞蛋」在哪？
學生：在蛋糕里，先生
追問：
可不可以長一些
回答：
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,「Why do you buy so many tickets How many friends do you meet」 「No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.」

After Keating had learnt the fine art training course concted by the Children's Palace for two years,he draw a portrait by the fauvism for his father as his birthday gift.Looking at hisown"portrait painting" , his father felt a pang of pain, saying:"You'd better add the to it and convert it into a gorilla."

湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。 當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鍾他就出來了，然後買了第二張票又進去了。 幾分鍾後他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鍾後他又出來買票。 一個女的問她，「你為什麼要買那麼多票啊 你見到了幾個朋友？" "沒有， 我裡面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"