Ⅰ 英語趣味故事（匯集4篇）
英語趣味故事（1）
很久以前，森林裡有一棵唯一的香蕉樹。
香蕉樹上有兩串香蕉。
有三個來自山村的孩子正在觀察香蕉的成長。
有四隻猴子也在觀察香蕉的成長。
孩子們在下午六點鍾看香蕉，猴子們在早上六點鍾看香蕉。
很快香蕉就快能吃了，他們全部七個人都想吃香蕉。
一天傍晚孩子們跑到香蕉樹旁。
八隻蝴蝶正落在香蕉上。
香蕉差不多成黃顏色了。
他們全部七個人想吃香蕉。
第二天早上猴子們看到香蕉。
九粒露水在香蕉上發光。
這三個孩子和這四隻猴子要把香蕉當作早餐。
猴子們看到孩子們感到非常煩亂。
孩子們和猴子們享用了他們的早餐。
他們也明白了分享比爭斗更好。
英語趣味故事（2）
獸醫站的技師發現寄出的寵物催單並沒有作用。
德國牧羊犬布魯諾來到獸醫站接受狂犬疫苗注射。
獸醫站依照州法律詢問布魯諾是否咬了人。
布魯諾咬了送催單的郵遞員。
英語趣味故事（3）
雕刻赫爾墨斯木像的賣家沒有賣出。
賣家開始大聲叫喊，試圖招攬生意。
他認為利益來得很慢，所以選擇售賣。
故事意味著，不擇手段求利的人連神也不尊敬。
英語趣味故事（4）
一位老婦人和老夫人生活在一個小屋中。
老婦人做了一個姜餅人，並給他眼睛和櫻桃。
他們飢餓，想要吃薑餅人。
老婦人打開烤箱，姜餅人跳出來並大喊不要吃他。
他們追著姜餅人跑。
姜餅人遇到牛、豬和小老太太。
姜餅人最終遇到一匹馬。
姜餅人遇到狐狸，狐狸幫助他過河。
姜餅人在狐狸的幫助下安全過河。
Ⅱ 10個趣味英語小故事薦讀
1、TWO HEARTS BEATING
Nurse: H
兩顆心臟在跳動
護士：手術後你感覺怎樣？
病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。
護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手錶。
2、THE FIRST TIME
Patient: I' s frightened, this is first peratin.
Surgen: I n
Mther: H
Neighbr: ur vercat? But hw culd it ae such a nise?
Husband: I... I happened t be inside the cat.
精力旺盛的妻子
鄰居：昨天夜裡我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什麼事嗎？
丈夫：沒什麼。我的妻子有點不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。
鄰居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎麼會有那麼大的聲音？
丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣裡面。
8、Friend fr Dinner
&qut;Hne,&qut; said the husband t his wife, &qut;I invited a friend he fr supper.&qut;
&qut;What? Are u craz? The huse is a ess, I haven't been shpping, all the dishes are dirt, and I dn't feel lie cing a fanc eal!&qut;
&qut;I nw all that.&qut;
&qut;Then wh did u invite a friend fr supper?&qut;
&qut;Because the pr fl's thining abut getting arried.&qut;
請朋友吃飯
「親愛的.，」丈夫對妻子說：「我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。」
「什麼？你瘋了嗎？我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。」
「這些我全都知道。」
「那你為什麼還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯？」
「因為那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結婚呢。」
9、GOOD ADVICE
The prtl sales anager was getting read t leave his dctr's ffice after a rutine exainatin. &qut;Here,&qut; said the dctr, &qut;fllw this diet, and I want t see three-furths f u bac here fr a chec-up in three nths.&qut;
忠告
臃腫的銷售經理做過常規體檢後，正要離開大夫的診室。「聽著，」大夫說，「遵守這個食譜，我希望3個月後再來這兒體檢時能見到四分之三的你。」
10、SHE'D RATHER BU A GIFT
While n a trip, M realized that she had frgtten a present fr Dad's birthda. &qut;That's a,&qut; he said, &qut;The nl thing I want is fr u t lve, hnr and be.&qut; M pndered that idea and then replied &qut;I'd rather bu u a gift.&qut;
她寧願買一件禮物
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。&qut;沒關系，&qut;他說，&qut;我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順。&qut;媽媽沉思片刻後回答說，&qut;我寧願給你買一件禮物。
Ⅲ 英語趣味小故事簡短精選
【 #能力訓練# 導語】大多數小朋友都喜歡聽故事，如果是英語故事的話，不但可以在聽故事的同時學習英語知識。下面是 分享的英語趣味小故事簡短精選。歡迎閱讀參考！
1.英語趣味小故事簡短精選
Story 1 Three Good Friends
One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can』t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can』t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant』s home. Then, three of them become good friends.
一天，一隻猴子在河邊騎車。這時他看見樹下有一隻獅子，獅子向他跑來。他非常的害怕，掉進河裡。他不會游泳，大叫起來。兔子聽見了，跳進水裡，但他卻沒有辦法救猴子。幸運的是，一隻大象過來了。大象非常強壯，救出了兔子和猴子。他們來到大象的家，在那裡吃了一頓大餐。從此他們成了好朋友。
2.英語趣味小故事簡短精選
One day a crow stood on a branch near his nest and felt very happy with the meat in his mouth. At that time, a fox saw the crow with the meat, so he swallowed and eagerly thought of a plan to get the meat. However, whatever the fox said to the crow, the crow just kept silent. Until the fox thought highly of the crows beautiful voice, the crow felt flattered and opened his mouth to sing. As soon as the meat fell down to the ground, the fox took the meat and went into his hole.
有一天, 一隻烏鴉站在窩旁的樹枝上嘴裡叼著一片肉，心裡非常高興。這時候，一隻狐狸看見了烏鴉，饞得直流口水，非常想得到那片肉。但是，無論狐狸說什麼，烏鴉就是不理睬狐狸。最後，狐狸贊美烏鴉的嗓音美，並要求烏鴉唱幾句讓他欣賞欣賞。烏鴉聽了狐狸贊美的話，得意極了，就唱起歌來。沒想到，肉一掉下來，狐狸就叼起肉，鑽回了洞。
3.英語趣味小故事簡短精選
The bulging belly fox
A hungry Fox found in a hollow tree a quantity of bread and meat, which some shepherds had placed there against their return. Delighted with his find he slipped in through the narrow aperture and greedily devoured it all. But when he tried to get out again he found himself so swollen after his big meal that he could not squeeze through the hole, and fell to whining and groaning over his misfortune. Another Fox, happening to pass that way, came and asked him what the matter was; and, on learning the state of the case, said, 「Well, my friend, I see nothing for it but for you to stay where you are till you shrink to your former size; you』ll get out then easily enough.」
脹肚的狐狸
飢餓的狐狸在一棵中空的樹干中發現了一些牧羊人存留的麵包和肉。高興之餘，他立即通過那狹窄的縫隙擠進去，貪婪的大吃起來。然而，當他吃飽之後，卻發現自己的肚子脹鼓鼓的，即便費了九牛二虎之力，卻怎麼也鑽不出那個洞來，便在樹洞里唉聲嘆氣。另一隻狐狸恰巧經過那裡，聽到他的呻 吟，便過去問他原因。聽明白緣由後，那隻狐狸便說道：「我的朋友，你就老老實實待在里邊吧，等到恢復了鑽進去之前的身材，你就能輕松地出來了。」
4.英語趣味小故事簡短精選
Complete nirvana painting a tiger
Five dynasties painting tiger famous through the company since the childhood like painting, especially like painting a tiger, but not having seen the tiger really, always painted sick cats, the tiger so he decided to enter the mountains, visit the tiger, really experienced untold hardships, with the help of Orion's uncle, finally met the tiger really, through a lot of sketch , the painting techniques by leaps and bounds, tiger's tiger lifelike, a few can be spurious. Since then, and spent most of his time visited many famous mountains and great rivers, see more birds beast, finally become a generation of masters.
五代畫虎名家歷歸真從小喜歡畫畫，尤其喜歡畫虎，但是由於沒有見過真的老虎，總把老虎畫成病貓，於是他決心進入深山老林，探訪真的老虎，經歷了千辛萬苦，在獵戶伯伯的幫助下，終於見到了真的老虎，通過大量的寫生臨摹，其的畫虎技法突飛猛進，筆下的老虎栩栩如生，幾可亂真。從此以後，他又用大半生的時間游歷了許多名山大川，見識了更多的飛禽猛獸，終於成為一代繪畫大師。
5.英語趣味小故事簡短精選
A mouse once took a bite out of a bull's tail as he lay dozing。 The bull jumped up in a rage and， with his head low to the ground， chased the mouse right across the yard。 The mouse was too quick for him， however， and slipped easily into a hole in the wall。
The bull charged the wall furiously again and again， but although he bruised his head and chipped his horns， the mouse stayed safely inside his hole。 After a time the bull gave up and sank down to rest again。
As soon as the bull was asleep， the little mouse crept to the mouth of the hole， pattered across the yard， bit the bull again -- this time on the nose -- and rushed back to safety。 As the bull roared helplessly the mouse squeaked:
"It's not always the big people who e off best。 Sometimes the small ones win， you know。"
老鼠和公牛
有一次，公牛躺著打盹，一隻老鼠咬了他的尾巴。公牛怒氣沖沖地跳起來，低著頭追老鼠，一向追過院子。然而，老鼠跑得比他快多了，從容地鑽到牆洞里去了。
公牛一次又一次地猛撞牆壁，盡管頭撞腫了，角撞裂了，老鼠卻安然待在洞里。過了一會兒，公牛不撞了，倒下歇著。
公牛剛睡著，小老鼠就爬到洞口，嗒嗒地跑過院子，又咬了公牛一口，這回咬了鼻子，又跑回安全的地方去。當公牛毫無辦法地吼叫時，老鼠吱吱叫道：
"大人物並不總占上風。有時小人物也會取勝。"