『壹』 小故事，拜託翻譯成英文
CheYin sac hotaru at night.
CheYin WuZi word, nanping, jin (hubei province), public security, family, but reading is very poor, "GuPin not often hard to oil, summer months are filled with practice as the firefly dozens of capsule, with night after day how." CheYin according to read stories light.a capsule in history, pass from mouth to mouth with approbation, inspired by later generations of readers.
Lu xun's chew chili starts
Mr. Lu xun from study. As a teenager, in jiangnan navy division and excellence in the first semester, school award gave him a gold medal. He immediately got nanjing drum, and then buy the streets to sell, and buy a few books string chili. Every night, when the cold night, he took a hard heart he chewed chili, on his forehead, spicy to sweat. In this way, he starts on reading. Because reading and eventually become bitter in the famous writer
『貳』 我要5個英語小故事，要英文並翻譯，極短！
Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
總感到口賀簡渴
一個男人對他的朋友說：「我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。」
「真是太糟糕了！」朋友說道：「你覺得疼嗎？」
「不疼，可是我總感到口渴。」
A Useful Way
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What's that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
一個有效的方法
爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這么多水呀？
傑克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什麼關系呢？
傑克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。
A Present
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凱特的禮物
凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什麼生日禮物嗎？
媽媽：不知道，寶貝，扮春是什麼呀？
凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
醫生懂得多
一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫廳拍耐院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：「我想他傷得很厲害。」
醫生說：「恐怕他已經死了。」
聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：「我沒死，我還活著。」
妻子說：「安靜，醫生比你懂得多。」
Waste or Save?
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
浪費還是節約
父親：噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？
傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是？
Why Is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
他為什麼喊
牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀！
希望幫到你啦~^_^