1. 用英文講一個小故事
一、站在屋頂的小山羊與狼
Standing on the roof of a small goat and the Wolf Kid standing on the roof and saw the Wolf walked through the bottom and then abuse him, and laughed at him. The Wolf said, "oh, buddy, scold me is not you, but your terrain." This story to illustrate, dili and cat often give a person the ourage to fight against the strong.
翻譯：站在屋頂的小山羊與狼
小山羊站在屋頂上，看見狼從底下走過，便謾罵他，嘲笑他。狼說道：「啊，伙計，罵
我的不是你，而是你所處的地勢。」
這故事說明，地利與天機常常給人勇氣去與強者抗爭。
二、狗和狼
The simple English fable：The dog and the wolf A wolf was almost dead with hunger. A house-dog saw him, and asked, "Friend, your irregular life will soon ruin you. "Why don't you work steadily as I do, and get your food regularly?" "I would have no objection," said the wolf, "if I could onlyget a place." "I will help you," said the dog. "Come with me to my master, and you shall share my work." So the wolf and the dog went to the town together.
On the way the wolf saw that there was no hair around the dog's neck. He felt quite surprised, and asked him why it was like that? "Oh, it is nothing," said the dog. "Every night my master puts a collar around my neck and chains me up. You will soon get used to it." "Is that the only reason?" said the wolf. "Then good-bye to
you, my friend. I would rather be free."
翻譯：狗和狼
一隻狼快要餓死了，一隻狗看見後問他：「你現在的無規律的生活一定會毀掉你，為什麼不像我一樣穩定地幹活並有規律地獲得食物呢?」狼說：「如果我有個地方住，我沒有意見。」狗回答說：「跟我到主人那裡去，我們一起工作。」於是狼和狗一起回到了村子。
在路上，狼注意到狗的脖子上有一圈沒有毛，他很奇怪地問為什麼會那樣。「噢，沒有什麼，」狗說，「我的主人每天晚上都用一條鐵鏈子拴住我，你很快就會習慣的。」「就是因為這個原因嗎?」狼說道，「那麼，再見了，我的朋友，我寧願選擇自由。」
狗和狼寓意：自由比安樂更重要。
三、亡羊補牢
Better late than never Once upon a time there lived a nomadic, raise dozens of sheep, grazing ring the day, night into a with straw and wooden objects inside the shelter. One morning, the herdsmen to the sheep, found little a sheep.Original pen broke a hole, night Wolf out of the hole drilled to come in, put a sheep diao away.
Neighbor advised him said: "the sheepfold quickly repaired, the hole plug." He said: "the sheep have been lost, but also to repair the sheep pen do?" Didn't accept his neighbor's kind advice.
The next morning, he went to sheep and found a sheep was missing. Originally the Wolf from the inside of the hole into the sheepfold, and walked a sheep diao.
The herdsmen regret not to recognize directly by the neighbor's advice, to take timely remedial measures. So he quickly plugthat hole, again from the overall reinforcement, firmly and mend the sheepfold. Since then, the sheep herders have never been Wolf diao has come.
Herdsmen's story tells us: make a mistake, suffer setbacks, it is a common phenomenon. As long as can learn seriously, to take remedial measures in time, can avoid continue to make mistakes, suffer greater losses.
翻譯：亡羊補牢
從前有一個牧民，養了幾十隻羊，白天放牧，晚上趕進一個用柴草和木樁等物圍起來的羊圈內。一天早晨，這個牧民去放羊，發現羊少了一隻。原來羊圈破了個窟窿，夜間有狼從窟窿里鑽了進來，把一隻羊叼走了。鄰居勸告他說：「趕快把羊圈修一修，堵上那個窟窿吧。」他說：「羊已經丟了，還去修羊圈干什麼呢？」沒有接受鄰居的好心勸告。
第二天早上，他去放羊，發現又少了一隻羊。原來狼又從窟窿里鑽進羊圈，又叼走了一隻羊。這位牧民很後悔沒有認直接受鄰居的勸告，去及時採取補救措施。於是，他趕緊堵上那個窟窿，又從整體進行加固，把羊圈修得牢牢實實的。從此，這個牧民的羊就再也沒有被野狼叼走過了。
牧民的故事告訴我們：犯了錯誤，遭到挫折，這是常見的現象。只要能認真吸取教訓，及時採取補救措施，就可以避免繼續犯錯誤，遭受更大的損失。
2. 用英語編寫一個小故事。急！
1.它們是從美國直接帶過來的
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它們是從美國直接帶來的
一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃台，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：「相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。」
2.Cat Zhualaoshu
Cat chasing a mouse was, into a flower shop. Mouse found Molugetao, comfortable Picking up a bouquet of roses when weapons, as strong resistance. Cat 1:00 shocked, immediately Dixialetou, shy and said: "Sigui, too sudden a……"
貓抓老鼠
一隻老鼠被貓追趕，誤入花店。老鼠發現無路可逃，順手抱起一束玫瑰花當武器，作頑強抵抗。貓一時驚呆了，立馬低下了頭，羞澀地說：「死鬼，太突然了……」
3.Really important foreign language
Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately running rats, cats feel like work on the recovery. In Shanqiongshuijin, small rodents come back, shouting一聲directed at the cat: "bark." Cat he was scared off. Big rats boast: "OK ah, but also single-handedly, formidable!" A small mouse Mohan, sighed and said that: "It seems master a foreign language is very important ah!"
外語真重要
有一次，一隻大老鼠和一隻小老鼠在洞外散步。突然，一隻貓堵住洞口，張牙舞爪撲來。老鼠拚命跑，貓就使勁追。就在山窮水盡時，小老鼠回過頭，沖著貓大叫一聲：「汪汪」。貓竟然被嚇跑了。大老鼠誇道：「行啊，還會一手，厲害！」小老鼠一抹汗，感嘆說：「看來掌握一門外語非常重要啊！」
4.Moss wiping rats
Mother rats suspected her husband has an affair, she bushes adjacent to the track her husband. While, a hedgehog from the holes drilled out. Mother rats Yezhu a hedgehog, said: "Sigui, said not an affair? Shining so many mousse to sece Shuixia?"
擦摩絲的老鼠
母老鼠懷疑老公有外遇，她跟蹤老公到草叢旁。一會兒，一隻刺蝟從洞里鑽出來。母老鼠一把拽住刺蝟說：「死鬼，還說沒外遇？擦這么多摩絲去勾引誰呀？」
5.Rats to the toilet
Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: "You do not Picking out?" To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: "Picking out not ah, do you?" Rats nervously and said: "can not……"
Xiong seize a mouse butt wipe away!
老鼠上廁所
老鼠去方便，見熊也在，嚇得不敢吱聲，熊看了老鼠一眼，說：「你掉不掉毛？」老鼠哆嗦了一下不語。熊又問：「掉不掉毛啊，你？」老鼠戰戰兢兢地說：「不掉……」
熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了！
What's You Chioce?
"I shall have to give you ten days or $20," said the judge.
"I'll take the $20,Judge," said the prisoner.英語笑話
1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一個小男孩問他的爸爸，結婚要花多少錢？爸爸說：我不知道，因為我仍然在付帳。
2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一個主日學校校(基督教教會為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。「現在，孩子們，」她說：「你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？」
「我，老師，」一個小男孩說：「昨天我就使別人高興過。」
「做得好，是誰呢？」
「我奶奶。」
「好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。」
「是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：『奶奶，我要回家了。』她說：『啊，我很高興！
3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."
"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
迪克年齡七歲，他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天，媽媽把他們帶到姨媽家去玩，自己就到大城市去買些新的衣服。
孩子們玩了個把小時，在四點半的時候，姨媽領著迪克走進了廚房。她交給迪克一塊精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，並對他說：「喏，迪克，給你刀子，把這塊蛋糕一切為二，給你妹妹一塊。不過，你得記住要做得像一個紳士那樣。」
迪克問：「像一個紳士？紳士怎樣做呢？」
他姨媽馬上回答說：「紳士總是把大的一塊讓給別人的。」
迪克說了一聲「噢」。他對此想了一會，然後，他把蛋糕拿給妹妹，並對她說：「凱瑟琳，你來把這塊蛋糕一切為二吧。」
4 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦？
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！
5 George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 「can Albert come out to play? 」
「 No,」 said the mother, 「it's too cold. 」
「 Well, then, 」 said George, 「 can his football come out to play ? 」
喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當朋友的媽媽來應門時，他問：「阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎？ 」
「 不行， 」 那位媽媽說， 「 天氣太冷了。 」
「 噢，那麼， 」 喬冶， 「 他的足球可以出來玩嗎？
3. 用英語寫一篇關於自己的一個小故事60
這是我之前寫的一篇文章
A Scary Experience
In 2002 a very scary thing happened around me.One day, at school，as usual, my classmates and I were having our physics class. Most of the students were paying attention to what the teacher was saying, but some boys were looking around and not listening to the class. Nothing seemed unusual.
Suddenly, one of my classmates shouted, 「Look outside!! Someone jumped out of that window!」 This definitely interrupted class, but everyone ignored him because no one believed that people just jumped out of a window in a tall building. People always tell lies and try to trick you, so no one took any action about it. My classmate was still saying, 「Believe me, it is true.」
After a few minutes, the truth shocked everyone, because my classmate was right. A student just committed suicide by jumping from the building which was facing ours. The class stopped and some brave people went outside to see, but I didn』t. They told me there was blood all over the ground. They couldn』t even recognize who that student was because his face was all messed up. People from the school quickly covered the dead body. In a few minutes, everyone in the school knew what just happened.
This whole event happened so quickly. There were actually two people who saw the whole thing. One was my classmate who shouted in the class and another was a teacher walking nearby. The teacher was totally scared. At the moment the student dropped on the ground in front of her she sat down with her eyes shut tightly. I heard that after this event the teacher was in the hospital for a month.
我已經刪減了一些，不過貌似還是過長，你看著辦吧，可以再修改些